Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Your daily "Wait! - What?"

German student attacks Hell's Angels with puppy

(Reuters) - A German student created a major traffic jam in Bavaria after making a rude gesture at a group of Hell's Angels motorcycle gang members, hurling a puppy at them and then escaping on a stolen bulldozer.

German police said on Monday that after making his getaway from the Hell's Angels club, the 26-year-old dumped the bulldozer, causing a 5 km (3 miles) traffic jam near the southern town of Allershausen, local police said. He then fled to his home nearby where he was apprehended by the police.
"What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear," said a spokesman for local police, adding that the student had lately been suffering from depression.
The puppy was now in safe hands, the spokesman added.
(Reporting by Max Chrambach, editing by Paul Casciato)

(Source: NOT the Onion)

Oh so many things here...

Why use a puppy as a weapon?  And how?
And if you did... why would you get it back?

And the puppy v. Hell's Angels wasn't enough... escape on a bulldozer?
And got away?  On a bulldozer?

And what are Hell's Angles doing in Germany?.... 

My head is spinning.
(Note to self... don't give a puppy to depressed friends to cheer them up.)

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